She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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