I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Found the puke drawer
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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