you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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