how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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