I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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