Your tits are I can't wait for
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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