That's intense
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
