You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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