i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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