let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
