dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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