whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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