it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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