I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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