I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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