Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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