I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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