Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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