What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who died my cat blue again?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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