fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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