You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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