The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
