White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You may now shotgun with the bride
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Randomize
