I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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