The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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