bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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