Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
