i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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