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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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