Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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