I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
there is puke in my bra ... again
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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