Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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