hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i dont even know how to be here
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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