In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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