Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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