My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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