I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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