I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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