i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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