This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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