Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
