Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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