Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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