Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just cut my nipple shaving
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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