I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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