brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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