whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The best revenge is premature balding
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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