I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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