we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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