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My liver just broke up with me...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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