arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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