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(269): View more from Michigan

I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu

(269): View more from Michigan

Bendover

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(917): View more from New York City

I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!

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(802): View more from Vermont

Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.

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(817): View more from Texas

he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!

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(940): View more from Texas

My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!

(940): View more from Texas

HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"

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(214): View more from Texas

come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals

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