We're facebook friends in real life
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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