she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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