no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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