:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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